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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper. 91 Happy happy happy 40th birthday to the person who makes every day so much brighter.

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. Jesus Moses and an old man are playing golf. Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a persons birth.

Have a great birthday. Happy Birthday to you. May God shine light upon the roads of your life always.

Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and still loves you anyway. - Unknown Two secrets on your birthday. Jesus is up first.

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See the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. Love Quotes for Him. Happy Birthday Jesus Funny Quotes I am really thankful to God for having you in my life and may He keep showering you with all of his blessings.

You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime. Most people outside of America wont get it. Have a great day and year ahead.

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You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Its another lie and I dont understand why we had to invent this character. I love you so much dear.

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The 80 Cute quotes for her. Try to do the things you should Maybe if youre extra good Hell roll lots of Easter eggs your way Jack Rollins. We have bought two family-size cakes to be able to place all the candles that you have this day hahaha.

Birthday cake calories dont count. Birthdays are like vacations. Dear friend Happy Birthday funny.

Its the Easter bunny. After 30 a body has a mind of its own. I pray that the angels protect you and guide you in your life.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. May Jesus Christ continue to bless you abundantly and keep you safe in his loving care. Happy Birthday To Cousin.

I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. Birthdays are like cheese. 100 FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD QUOTES.

Youll wake up on Easter morning And youll know that he was there When you find those chocolate bunnies That hes hiding everywhere Jack Rollins. They stink more the older they get. May the Holy Spirit bestows purity blessings and peace upon you.

God created you and sent you into this world for a purpose. I will never be an old man. You are a work in progress Gods battle-ax and his agenda yet to unfold.

You know youre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 5 You Know Youre Old when 6 Short Funny Birthday Texts to Share 7 Hilarious Birthday Messages for all. A second later he heard it again.

35 Feel Better Soon Quotes. As go into another year of your life may you discover your purpose. May God bless you forever.

Here is the largest list of original funny birthday wishes on the internet. Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. So Jesus being Jesus walks on the water chips the ball onto the green and putts for par.

Funny Birthday Quotes. - Unknown If you were Jesus today would be Christmas. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper. 4 Q. Happy Birthday Jesus Loves You Great people like you deserve all the best blessings in this world.

- Unknown Happy birthday. The 105 Funny get well wishes for friends mother father son and daughter. See the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it.

We have already solved your problem in the best way. I put down that I had 3 eggs but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. May Jesus gift you all the success pride and prosperity.

Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes. Forget the past you cant change it. The 60 Best Happy Birthday To Sister Quotes from Heart.

See more ideas about funny christian humor bones funny. Hes opened every door for me so far and He will continue to do so for the rest of my life. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Forget the present I didnt get you one. They step up to a par 3. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it.

Enjoy your day and have lots of fun. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Dear boy on your birthday I am praying to Jesus to fulfill all your hearts desire and to bless your life with a lot of good luck.

Happy birthday to a dad who helped me grow into the type of person hes. Oh wait you already have all that you wish for. Happy Birthday dear friend.

If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in. The number of followers you have doesnt make you. Theres really only one true birthday.

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays. The 60 Best Get Well Soon Quotes For Him or Her. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Jesus is watching you Now he could see the voice was coming from a parrot.

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